I found jesus.

And he said hey.oh so apparently in Rio they pronounce there Rs as Hs. So it's Heyoh De Janeiro. And you pay with Hails instead of Reals.
it is a lot like miami meets new york city. Really like it here. Sure it gets dangerous at night like any other city, but in the day not so much. Unlike the knife fight in buenos aires.
Getting a little lonely since Kristin's family hasn't contacted me in a few days to see if she is alive. She is--and now her butts on this cake.
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Jungle Fever

Jaguars, monkeys, lizards, butterflies,Swiper, and toucans. Well I've only seen lizards and butterflies, and swiper (raccoon fox from dora the explorer). It's so pretty here but everyone at this jungle retreat thinks we're weird (because we're single and drunks). We've made stories about everyones life, like this italian family that looked kinda like kristin but we thought they were romanian and the little girl was a gymnast and the mom was her coach. And the little girl was dating her brother (which we thought was her bf previously even if she looked 12 and he looked way older). Finding out the real truth was a disappointment. They're gone now so we will entertain ourselves with the casino tonight. Let loose like the animals in the zoo.
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